great or small...

I have expensive tastes... it might be why I went into evil.  This whole take over the world shtick is way over rated.  Go for the little evil.  Save the big stuff for the Super Villains.

Possible little evils:

• Taking candy from babies.  Figuratively.

This could be as simple as taking advantage of the un-initiated.  You know the system, you work it!!

• Figuring out sales.  Making sure to pile on the savings! 

This is another one where you have to have some experience  to really get the most of your 'evil'.. it could be as easy as common sense.  But really, you want to be evil.  Pay cash for that gift with purchase, go back and get that second one... Why not? They can't track that!

(Really heavy coupon using people might be going a bit far... Too much work for the truly evil.  Even if it you walk out with 13 boxes of a cereal that you eat every 3 or 4 days... What is the point!??  I would get sick of that cereal long before I got my 2 cents worth. )

• Walk away with that promotion... who needs to know you really got it?

Get that free car, when they send out those damn keys... really? They want to give you a free car? Maybe $100 cash for showing up?  Maybe it's time to break out those fake accounts.  Might just be worth it to let your neighbor get all that free junk mail you just signed them up for...  Mawhahaha....

I'm sure there are more out there, but I really just want to get this out there... Remember. I didn't say or suggest anything!

other evils..

I have recently found this while looking for other villainesses, and absolutely love it! It lists the top 11 Villainesses... While I'm sure there are more out there, and perhaps the Evil Puff Twins of Doom should be on that list, it does give a really good argument for women = evil.

women are evil.

proof:

if: woman = time x money

time = money

women = money x money

women = money^2

sqrt(evil) = money

Therefor:

sqrt(evil)^2 = money^2 = women

or evil = women

No party... I ended up moving in with my twin finally... The Purple Puff, on Halloween. Sucks =(

But there might be a lead on finding guys to do our bidding... I have a recruit in mind...

The party

Its getting closer to Halloween, and that is one of the times of year where parties can not be missed. We are going to have to figure out what kind of party we will want to have, the last one was great. We had lots of other villains and they all enjoyed the night.

Current ideas are an Insane Asylum, House of 1000 Corpses, and Hell. They all sound like a good night... although maybe we could do something that was so uewy guewy, or sickeningly sweet that it would be horrifying... A candy factory?

Done with another year of school. Good thing... now to concentrate on finding things to do! Plans to make, people to get a hold of... shoes to find!

-The Pink Puff

Home Decor

We got this book the other day about Home Decor... and the options that we are going to use. Heavily influenced by our parents, is a Gothic theme combined with the otherworldly space station lines. The clean lines of space, yet with a musty shooting of dark culture. Somehow mom and dad got it to work, and we will too.

Very contradictory, but somehow we will make it work. Gad... popular culture coming into play on that one.

Might have to have different rooms be different personalities... hmmmmm

-The Pink Puff

Gad!! Rain!

You know, if I had known that it was going to rain, excuse me, rain Cats and Dogs that is. This city is hard to wonder around when its raining and still stay dry.

Walking down the road and then the sky opens up and then drops on me. To make the matter worse, all of the water that could not fall into the ground seems to have found my nice new shoes. Brand new heals and they are completely ruined!!! They were even Pink!! Stupid weather, stupid day, stupid shoes.... stupid rain.