I have expensive tastes... it might be why I went into evil. This whole take over the world shtick is way over rated. Go for the little evil. Save the big stuff for the Super Villains.
Possible little evils:
- Taking candy from babies. Figuratively.
This could be as simple as taking advantage of the un-initiated. You know the system, you work it!!
- Figuring out sales. Making sure to pile on the savings!
This is another one where you have to have some experience to really get the most of your 'evil'.. it could be as easy as common sense. But really, you want to be evil. Pay cash for that gift with purchase, go back and get that second one... Why not? They can't track that!
(Really heavy coupon using people might be going a bit far... Too much work for the truly evil. Even if it you walk out with 13 boxes of a cereal that you eat every 3 or 4 days... What is the point!?? I would get sick of that cereal long before I got my 2 cents worth. )
- Walk away with that promotion... who needs to know you really got it?
Get that free car, when they send out those damn keys... really? They want to give you a free car? Maybe $100 cash for showing up? Maybe it's time to break out those fake accounts. Might just be worth it to let your neighbor get all that free junk mail you just signed them up for... Mawhahaha....
I'm sure there are more out there, but I really just want to get this out there... Remember. I didn't say or suggest anything!
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